Natural Habitat: Starbucks, overpriced steakhouses, and the freeway
Diet: Robots don't eat.
Specimen:
Outside of having the internet on cell phones, the bluetooth might be the single most pointless technology of the 21st Century. As far as I can tell, these little glowing headsets exists solely to let everyone know how important the owner thinks he is. Because he's sooo important, that he might get a call at any time that he just has to answer, even if he's driving or eating dinner. It's just plain insulting... like the call he might potentially get is more important than the people he's talking to face to face. If your phone rings, and it's important, go ahead and excuse yourself and answer it, but wearing the bluetooth all the time, whether you're expecting a call or not, well that just makes you a jackass. You're not that important. Nobody's that important. Second, it's not that hard to talk on the phone while you're driving; nobody drives with both hands anyway, unless you drive an automatic, and if you own a bluetooth, you probably don't drive stick.
And this isn't the Jetsons, nor is it the 50's, so nobody's impressed with futuristic florescence. So put it away. Outside of people who use the internet on their cell phone, bluetooth people are the worst people in the world.
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